$10

We meet at Eisenhower Park on a warm, sunny afternoon for a picnic and a round of mini golf. I brought good Italian deli meats, cheeses, bread, etc. I was all thoughtful with the basket and cups for soda and utensils...I put a lot of effort in is what I'm saying. I took care of food, he was in charge of entertainment, hence this was the perfect spot for both.

We get to the mini golf course which is $7 and he says "Oh, I only brought a 10. So I can pay for me and half of you."

Seriously???