Friday, April 16, 2010

Oral

Actual emails from Yemen guy:

I've got the whole day and night free Monday, so we've got plenty of options for a second date. If the weather's nice, we can take a ride to the beach. Or we can just go out to dinner and have some laughs, and maybe come back and watch some DVDs afterwards. Let me know what you're up for.

Thank you for a fun time last night but I don't think I'm interested in meeting again. Wishing you the best of luck.

Seriously, what's the problem? Am I much uglier in person than in my pictures? How'd you go from being so excited to meeting me, to not even being worth a second date? After 4 hours on the phone on Sunday (and a lot of laughs), you at least owe me some honesty........

Ok, honestly you're not what I'm looking for. I just didn't feel that the chemistry was there.

I can probably help you til you find someone you have great chemistry with...
I give *really* good oral....you'd never have to fake with me. I make a great FWB ;)

Alright, I know that beauty is only a light switch away. But seriously, I didn't wanna date you cause you're a troll. Not in 100 years could I possibly picture sleeping with you. Ew. Just ew.

Maybe Yemen wasn't far enough away???

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